Dick Pic Series

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Dick Pic Series

55.00

Dick pics only a grandma could love

Give grandma a gif that’ll make her say, “I’ll need my glasses for that”

Each dick measures well over 8” and is presented in a 4”x5” frame with a hand painted circle mat. These penises are made of embroidered hand painted canvas with some shimmery sparkly pubes (disclaimer: not real pubes). These come signed and ready to hang!

Varieties:

Lance Armstrong - with one ball for optimal aerodynamics

Uncut - a properly sensitive cock without any circumcision

Pierced - rocking a Prince Albert so you know he’s down to party.

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